Saturday, 23 February 2013

De Ratones Y Hombres



Back on home soil, I rarely go more than a month without some sort of theatrical venture but since moving to Spain in September I’ve been practically starved of all things theatre. This has been mainly due to my absolute certainty that, were I to attempt to watch a play in Spanish, I’d be lucky to understand the title. But one day, browsing the website of the local theatre (Los Jovellanos, Gijon) a name caught my eye and my heart leapt. John Steinbeck. Now, last year I decided to read ‘Of Mice and Men’ as part of an attempt to begin working through the hefty list of books in my ‘really should read’ column. Sadly, I sometimes have magpie-like tendencies when it comes to literature so, one day, when I was about two thirds of the way through, a slightly shinier book cover caught my eye and that was the end of that. And now, in Spain, I was being provided with the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone – to make amends for my literary capriciousness and to bite the theatre-in-Spain bullet. I couldn’t refuse.

Leaving the theatre after the show I was somewhat unable to form a coherent opinion on the production itself as my mind was consumed by one thought: I understood nearly ALL OF IT! As a Modern Languages student, this really shouldn’t have been cause for much more than a pat on the back. But this particular Modern Languages student (to whom the concept of ‘fluency’ seems as mythical as a leprechaun riding a unicorn) could’ve cracked open a bottle of bubbly and thrown a little fiesta in celebration. But gradually, as my excitement died down, I was able to reflect upon what I’d just seen. And it made for some pretty enjoyable reflection...

Thanks to GCSE English Literature, I doubt that there are many people reading this who are unfamiliar with the story but for the unacquainted amongst you here is a very brief summary (no spoilers, I promise); the tale follows two ranch workers at the time of the Great Depression in America. They travel together, look after each other and encourage one another towards a common dream of someday owning their very own plot of land. The story’s beauty and tragedy (a bucket load of tragedy actually...but, as I said, no spoilers...) is found in the nature of their relationship as one of the men, Lennie, is mentally disabled and the other, George, takes on the role of his guardian, through thick and thin. It’s a story about human nature, friendship and hardship and was partway inspired by the wonderful Robert Burns poem ‘To A Mouse’. 

‘The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft agley’

The production I saw, originally staged in Madrid and met with critical acclaim, was a treat from start to finish. Fernando Cayo and Roberto Alamo were both outstanding in the roles of George and Lennie. Cayo, as George, managed to sustain the necessary pace to offset the slow and lumbering figure of Alamo as the mentally disabled Lennie without ever seeming to rush. And Alamo was so consistent, portraying Lennie with such sensitivity, that as we left the theatre one of my friends remarked that perhaps the actor himself was mentally disabled as to generate such a convincing and authentic performance would surely be impossible. The two actors complimented each other perfectly and it was clear that, vocally, physically and emotionally, they had taken great care to master not just their respective roles but the duo as one entity too.

The show ran for 120 minutes without an interval, which I think some people found quite intense given the affecting nature of the story. Then again it didn’t warrant an interval, which, I think, would have interrupted the flow. And flow it did. Every scene change was slick, quick and dramatic, with the entire cast (10 in total) running on stage in character and rearranging the set with shouts and cries, as if carrying out labour on the ranch. I love it when set changes are integrated into the action of a show so I was sold from the off. The set was simple, and rightly so given the complexity of the action – all that was really required of it was to support the action practically and effectively. What at first was a mound of grass upon which we found Lennie and George lying as the curtain rose, was hauled up by pullies and ropes to seamlessly transform into the wall of the ranch building. Two hinged flats were lowered from this same wall and, voila, two beds were created. Magic.

Cayo and Alamo undoubtedly carried the production but they were supported by a very strong cast. Irene Escolar, playing the wife of the ranch-owner’s son and the only female in the cast, was totally captivating. My one criticism would be that she spoke at the speed of turbo-charged light. But what I didn’t understand of her words was more than made up for by her body language. Our first glimpse of her came as she floated onto the stage in ballet shoes and a figure hugging dress leaving Lennie, George and the male population of the audience jaws agape. Another remarkable performance was that of Eduardo Velasco, who played the brawny ranch hand Curly and who used his Spanish machismo to fantastic effect, practically oozing testosterone every time he entered the stage, such was his presence and strength of character.

I laughed, I gasped, I sighed and at the heartbreaking climax of the play I most certainly cried. Every emotional note was pitch perfect and the universal themes were deftly brought to the fore so that a story heavily anchored in 1930s America was made relevant and relatable. The language barrier was no match for this absolute top-notch production and I’m so bloody glad I went. 

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Long time, no blog!

Hola.

It's been a while, eh! Sorry about that. I've been slightly distracted these last few weeks, what with trying to be hostess with the mostess to a very hotly anticipated guest. On Tuesday 29th, I joined a school trip to a steel museum in a nearby town. It was, to put it bluntly, mind-numbingly boring. But I managed to power through thanks to the light at the end of the tunnel -  arriving back in Gijón just in time to race to the bus station to meet a newly arrived Dave. Unfortunately, all was not smooth sailing as a Spaniard had managed to take home Dave's suitcase instead of his own but we didn't let the prospect of 2 and a half weeks without a change of underwear put too much of a dampener on the moment and headed straight to a cafe for the obligatory Spain initiation of a cafe con leche and a hefty piece of tortilla.

It's amazing how much of this city I saw in a different light with a handsome fella on my arm, I can tell you. It's cheesy, I know, but it was like seeing it all for the first time again. (NB: for all those of you who are concerned about the subsequent state of Dave's underwear, let me allay your fears - his suitcase arrived the very next day, totally unharmed and delivered straight to our door). In brief (very brief) our time consisted of walks along the coast, trips to nearby towns and cities, a Sporting Gijón football match, a 4am dip in the sea, a taste of Spanish Carnaval, an aquarium, a train museum, an art gallery and mahusive amounts of fantastic food and drink. A personal highlight was our day trip to a nearby fishing village called Cudillero which supplied us with some of the most beautiful views and some of the best food that I've experienced in Asturias so far. Sadly the weather decided to be slightly less accommodating than the scenery and we spent most of the day wandering around looking like drowned rats, as if we didn't stand out like sore thumbs quite enough being two fair-haired, fair-skinned, English-speaking youngsters wandering around a village mainly populated by old fishermen and stray cats. Of course, being British, the rain didn't get us down in the least. We donned our stiffest upper lips and made the most of everything Cudillero had to offer!


On Friday 1st Feb we had a very special treat in the shape of a michelin starred restaurant called El Puerto. Following on from this experience, I'm considering a career as a food critic during which I'd travel the world and write reviews, publishing them in a blog called 'Michelin Stars for Muggles'. From our confused dithering over the wine menu to our cluelessness over what was garnish and what was food (edible flowers - I mean, seriously) it was clear that we were punching slightly above our weight. But the staff didn't let on that they knew we were impostors ... in fact, they were incredibly patient and attentive and wonderful. And it was undoubtedly the best meal I have ever eaten and the most enjoyable dining experience I've ever had. We went for the 11 course taster menu (as one does) and were treated to plate after plate of totally unidentifiable but totally delicious gastronomical delights. Clearly this won't be something we can make a habit of, but to mark a special occasion it was worth every cent!

Sadly having a visitor wasn't really a good enough excuse to skive off school but thanks to a very well timed student strike and an equally convenient national holiday, we were pretty spoilt for time. Carnaval was a surreal experience. It's a nationwide festival consisting of parties, parades and, most importantly, fancy dress and absolutely everyone gets involved. Walking through a square, we saw two old men casually sitting on a park bench with their walking sticks in their hands and werewolf masks on their faces. And sitting in a cafe, we spotted a couple dressed as elaborate clowns. The lady was pushing a pram and in the pram was a teeny tiny baby wearing a Ronald Mcdonald style red afro wig. They really do go all out. There was a parade on Monday evening which perfectly showcased just how much enthusiasm they have for it - even when hail started hammering down and temperatures reached Arctic lows, the floats kept rolling by and the men, women and kids involved smiled and danced and cheered unfalteringly throughout. Now, I usually take quite a lot of pride in my fancy dress efforts but when we headed out on the town on Monday night dressed as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell, we saw some costumes that quite frankly put every effort I've ever made to absolute shame. This guy was a personal favourite:



Now, Dave's highlight of the trip (if not his life) occurred one sunny day when we embarked upon a long trek along the coast. It was a flippin' beautiful walk with statues and sculptures and general points of interest dotted all the way along the route. One such point of interest was a large metal sculpture which was designed to show the power of magnetism (I think... I zoned out a bit when I realised it was sciencey). Lots of people had thrown coins up onto the sculpture so we decided to mark our presence and add one of our own. Dave took a 1 cent coin, tossed it up into the air but narrowly missed resulting in the coin getting caught in some sort of orbit (again... science... I don't get it) and flying around the sculpture in almost in a full circle, landing back on the floor about a metre away from Dave's feet. Let me tell you, if I ever manage to prompt the look the sheer joy, excitement and wonder on his face at that moment I'll be a very happy lady.

It's been a fantastic few weeks and it was incredibly sad to wave goodbye. On Valentines day of all days. But I think I've been enthused with a renewed fondness for this city thanks to having to show it off to someone. And I'm looking forward to putting this positivity to some good use. Every cloud!

Ciao

X

Friday, 25 January 2013

Back into the swing of things

Here's some things I'm learning about teaching: the better you know the kids and the more prepared you are for a lesson, the more enjoyable it is. Hideously obvious observations, I know. But in the last week or so I've had some of my favourite lessons so far thanks to these simple facts.

I gave a lesson on different genres of music the other day. At the beginning of the class I asked them to think of their favourite group or artist and tell us about them. One little boy, an incredibly intelligent, sensible and bespectacled individual, explained that music does not appeal to him whatsoever. In fact, he hates it all. It's not worth his time. What about classical music, I asked him (stereotyping, I know, but I thought it was worth a try) but he remained adamant that music is just not his thing. So imagine my surprise when, 20 minutes later and by some a curious chain of events, I found myself watching that self same boy standing at the front of the entire class, gyrating his hips and waving his hands in the air whilst rapping a Spanish translation of Gangnam Style as his classmates all clapped and whooped along. I'm still not sure quite how it happened. But it was fantastic.

In Art the students are well under way with a project about British culture. The Spanish education system doesn't often employ the method of project work so I think it took them a while to get their heads around the concept. But I think they're now starting to enjoy it and get stuck in. They're split into different groups, each with a different topic to focus on ranging from The Royals to teenage fashion. Every class, I end up with a little queue of students waiting to ask me for an obscure fact or figure... "Teacher, one question - how many H&M shops is in London?" "Excuse me, can I make a question? How much it cost fees to Eton school?" "Sian, tell me please, how you make mushy peas?" At first, I'd turn to my best friend the interent to provide them with their answer. But as time went on, and I'd stared at the google search bar so much that it was still there when I blinked, I starting turning to my second best friend: guessing an answer and saying it with so much confidence that they think I know what I'm talking about. I'm still not sure whether to feel guilty about this or not.

Living in the centre of the city is continuing to be brilliant. I've been running along the seafront not once, but twice in the last week. Two whole times. Twice. To put this into perspective, that's more runs than I went on in my entire first year at Durham. And on Saturday I was able to pay back everyones hospitality and host a few quiet drinks in the flat with our new Spanish friend, Bruno. The tipple of choice was Calimocho and Bruno introduced us to a game which involved trying to bounce pennies into cups. My lack of depth perception did not hold me in good stead. It was excellent fun and by the time we left the flat in search of a boogy, we were all suitably squiffy. And speaking of beverages of the alcoholic variety, we've recently stumbled across an excellent little cocktail bar with a slightly pricey but exhaustive menu of superb cocktails. It takes them about 5 minutes to make each one, but in my mind that means they must be experts. The first time we were there, a bottle of cava arrived at our table, sent by some other customers who were just feeling generous. I thought that sort of thing only happened in films. It's my new favourite bar.


The whole speaking Spanish thing is still causing me all manner of problems. The other day, I went into a cafe and asked for a chicken sandwich (un bocadillo de pollo) and received a cup of tea (un te). Now, I know I have an accent. But, quite frankly, that's just taking the piss. Then, in one of my private lessons the other day, little Rodrigo was writing a description of his Mum. He asked me what a word meant and I told him it meant heavy. So he wrote 'My mum is quite heavy, but that's okay with me' which I thought was pretty strange but then again Spaniards are much more to the point so I didn't question it. Later, I discovered that the word for 'heavy' is used in a more figurative sense to mean 'strict'. Oops. At least I'm learning!

The breaking news of the week is that, what with Bath being slightly closer to Spain than Canada, I will be receiving a very special visitor on Tuesday from all the way across the pond. And I can't flipping wait. Hoorah. 

X


Tuesday, 15 January 2013

I'm baaaack!


Time flies when you’re having fun. Too flipping right. Just over a week ago I was sat in my kitchen, eating a delicious steak and drinking a delicious wine like it was the norm but now, quicker than you can say ‘paella’, I’m back in Spain (albeit drinking a delicious cup of tea and eating an equally delicious Thorntons chocolate - thanks Mum x). My 2.5 weeks at home were pretty darned fantastic. The highlights included… Cabaret the musical, ice-skating at the Natural History Museum, a mulled-wine fuelled Christmas party, Christmas Day, ice-skating in Bath, Hogmanay in Edinburgh, an incredible surprise trip to London see Les Miserables, winter walks, curries, pubs, friends, family and good old fashioned British fun. To put it plainly, I was spoilt. And it made it all the harder to get on that plane back to Spain.



BUT, now that I’m back, there are plenty of good things to say about it. For those of you who don’t know, I’ve moved to a new flat in the centre of Gijón to be closer to the action and to live with Spaniards (apparently, this language ain’t gonna learn itself) and so far its proven to be a great decision. The flat is in a fantastic location. I can walk out of my front door and be on the beach within 30 seconds. Naturally I plan to make the most of this with a bracing early morning dip in the sea every day. Ahem. I don’t have to catch a bus anywhere which means more freedom and, most importantly, no kerfew. The other night we had a little gathering at Eric’s flat to take advantage of his 11-storey-high view overlooking the sea and it was so relieving and refreshing to not worry about missing the last bus home or rely on someone to lend me a bed or a couch! My room is pretty lovely too (that is, after parting with quite a hefty wad of cash in IKEA). And what’s more, encouraged by the freedom of my own kitchen, I cooked my first ever Spanish tortilla the other day. And no one died as a result. Hoorah.

My first 24 hours back on Spanish soil did nothing to assuage my fears that the ol’ Espanol may have gotten a bit rusty after a few weeks of Anglo immersion. I caught the bus from the airport to the city centre and upon arriving I went to retrieve my luggage from the luggage hold under the bus. My hand luggage had slid to the other side of the bus, resulting in me crawling right into the hold to reach it. The bus driver saw my plight and cheerily remarked “You poor thing! Having to do that” I went to reply, wracking my brains for a generic “It doesn’t matter” style phrase and somehow settled on “Yo tampoco”. Which means “Me neither”. Excellent. And then at school the next day I was approached by a slightly eccentric staff member who insists on bringing  home baked goods into school every day. He wished me a Happy New Year and thrust a foil-wrapped piece of unidentifiable tart into my hand. And what did I say back? “Merci”. Merci?!?! Seirously?!? I haven’t had so much as a lesson of French since I was 12 freakin’ years old!

My mentor, Luz, suffered a pretty nasty fall before Christmas so she’s off school nursing a broken leg at the moment and the main English teacher seems to have disappeared too which means I’ve spent the majority of my week with a new teacher called Natalya, whose English is pretty astounding. She sounds like Mary Poppins. It’s hilarious and wonderful all at the same time. She had no clue who I was or what I was meant to do so I briefly explained that, depending on the teacher and how they want to utilise me, I range from being a walking dictionary, pronunciation guide, conversation assistant, history expert, lesson planner, full blown teacher and everything in between. Which probably didn’t clear things up for her all that much.

I’m excited about this term and being able to make more of life in Spain now that everything is more familiar. I have a few plans up my sleeve - mainly involving cider and making friends, nothing too strenuous. As hard as it was to leave home again, in a roundabout way I was reminded of the things I love out here too and found myself missing certain things about life in Spain (mainly the people, who I’m very glad to be reunited with!) PLUS there is a very distinct and exciting possibly of a visit from a certain person-who-was-in-Canada-but-is-now-back-home-in-Bath. And that's just great.

So, 2013, bring it on. 

X

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Felices fiestas!

Here it is. My first stint on Spanish soil is coming to a close. And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't itching to jump on that plane.

So far I've met some bloody fantastic people, I've started to really settle in at school and Gijón is feeling more familiar by the day. But Dorothy was right about home. For one thing, I feel as though my veins are currently flowing with bread, potatoes and ham... I've quite frankly forgotten what the colour green tastes like. And I've just about reached the end of the tether with the manners (or lack thereof) in Spain. Seriously, it is not acceptable to physically push someone out of the way in the street if you need to get by or to let go of a swinging door so that it knocks out the person behind you without a second glance or to stare at, gawk at and heckle young ladies as they walk by. Come on Spain. Seriously. I needed to get that off my chest.

On Saturday I went for a little hike in the hills with Tom from Aviles and a big group of his colleagues from school. I can't really have imagined a better way to spend my last Saturday in Gijón. We got on the coach at 9am and were dropped off somewhere in the outskirts of the city. We walked for a few hours and everyone mingled and mixed and chatted together, provideding me with the most Spanish conversation practice I've had so far. Eventually we reached a viewing point which allowed us to see out across the whole city. It was pretty spectacular. Bottles of cider and cava were cracked open and the first round of Christmas carols was kicked off, with the wind blowing around us and the city sprawled out below. Then we began the walk back down with the promise of a fantastic lunch making the perfect incentive.


Lunch did not disappoint. We started outside with copious bottles of cider and plates of absolutely yummy chorizo. We stood in groups with the men pouring the cider and handing out the glasses while everyone chatted and bonded. I already loved the social aspect of the Asturian cider but that scene definitely nailed it. Then we moved inside and were treated to a four course feast of traditional food from the region, all of which was spectacular. And as if we hadn't already been spoiled enough with local treats, at the end of the meal a group of 5 of the men and a few of the women formed something of a mini choir at the end of the table and started booming out folk songs and Christmas carols. Great food, drink on tap and spontaneous performance. I was pretty much in heaven. And then after lunch I went straight to Laura and Gemma's to get ready for our last night out on the taaaan!

The last couple of days in school absolutely flew by with me barely having a chance to warn the students that I wouldn't see them again until after Christmas. On Monday I had to take two consecutive classes on my own at very short notice which was pretty flippin' terrifying. I battled through, trying to fill as much of the time as possible talking about Christmas and to make it fun. Nothing seemed to float their boat though. I gave them a dramatic reading of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, I sang Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer complete with jazz hands and I pranced about the room shouting lines from Elf. Nothing. You could practically see the tumble-weed rolling by and my already waning street credit plummeting ever lower. Hopefully over the Christmas holidays they'll forget how uncool I am.

And now I'm sat, all packed up, watching the minutes tick by and waiting until 11:40am tomorrow, when I will officially be on my way home. Huzzah.

Merry Christmas and felices fiestas!

X

Monday, 10 December 2012

The countdown begins...

In ten days time I'll be on a plane, winging my way back home. Let me tell you - I'm excited. 

In the meantime, Spain has provided a highly entertaining few weeks. At school I've been helping the students practice for their oral exams. Anyone who took a GCSE or A-level in a language will know the oral exam drill all too well and I have to admit they flipping annoy me. As far as I'm concerned, they're pretty much useless when it comes to developing fluency or any form of natural communication skills in the target language. To this day I can still remember by heart my in depth speech about the 2007 Ibero-American summit and its impact on international relations from my A-level exam. And yet I'm a stammering, mumbling wreck when it comes to ordering a coffee or buying a bus tickets. Anywho, one of the students was telling me all about his favourite holiday destinations. He was very enthusiastic, especially when it came to explaining why he loves Portugal and its beautiful beaches. Unfortunately the Spaniards have an issue when it comes to making the 'ee' sound. So his speech went something like this: "My favourite place in the world is Portugal because of all the beautiful bitches. I just love all the bitches in Portugal. When I go there, I visit the bitches every day". To my shame, I started to laugh. Then I started to cry with laughter. Then I started to nearly choke with crying with laughter. I'm still laughing about it now. Just call me Sian 'Professional' Green.

Last Thursday I turned 22. It pains me to see that in writing. 22 is an adult age. So to mark the occasion we went to a jazz gig at a local bar to have a few drinks and maybe grab a bite to eat. Sounds mature, eh? Jean and I started the night with a Baileys and some 90s pop in her flat then we headed out to meet the others. Sadly, when we arrived it was already jam packed with people so after a few beers and a very cramped 10 minutes of jazz-filled-fun, we had to abandon the bar in search of roomier climes. We went to grab some tapas and had a bottle of table cider and then we found a bar with a Native American theme, which we just couldn't resist. At this point, all hopes of a mature, adult celebration were abandoned and instead, we found ourselves downing tequila shots, imitating pigeons, playing the ugliest-photo-you-can-manage game and playing ring of fire. Sensible fun is great, but every once in a while silly fun is fantastic too. And, hey, if you can't get a little squiffy and silly on your birthday, when can you! I was totally overwhelmed with the birthday love that flooded in from across the sea - cards, presents, lovely messages and TWO birthday videos. Thank you all, you lovely people. So, another year older but no wiser.

The next day I caught a bus to Navia to visit the ever wonderful Miss Essex Nel. On Saturday night we went out in Ribadeo and had some flipping amazing pulpo (octopus) and spoke lots of Spanish. In fact, it may well have been the most Spanish I've spoken in a concentrated period of time since arriving. It hurt my head but it felt good to actually get some practice in, seeing as that's sorta why I'm here and all. On Sunday we went for a romantic stroll along the river and to the beach, went for a coffee and then back to Alex's flat where we watched the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special and mince pies (at which point the home-sickness reached an all time high). 

I reluctantly waved goodbye on Sunday evening but we were safe in the knowledge that in a mere four sleeps we'd be reunited and on our way to a mini-break in Salamanca with Jean. I dare say Salamanca is one of my absolute favourite cities ever. It has a perfect balance of atmosphere, history, culture and night-life all packed into a city that's small enough to travel entirely by foot but big enough to provide you with plenty to do for a long weekend. We arrived at our hostel on Thursday evening and went straight out to get a taste of the city and make plans. Over the three days, we managed to do everything on our list - the Roman bridge, the cathedral towers, the casa de las conchas, the art deco museum, the civil war museum, a gin exhibition and a visit to a convent to name the main events. Add to these a couple of excellent nights out on the town, coffee breaks, chocolate and churros and a friendly Cuban waiter called Orlando and you have yourself a recipe for a winning weekend away. I would highly recommend Salamanca to anyone who has the inclination to go. I reckon my favourite thing about the city is the Plaza Mayor, which  is truly stunning and always buzzing with life and atmosphere.


It was hard to leave on Sunday, I'll tell you that for true. But I suppose that's the sign of an weekend incredibly well spent! 

And so another week of classes begins. Last week it was confirmed that I can definitely start giving drama classes as of 2013, which is very exciting indeed. So on Wednesday I'm meeting with the lady in charge of extra-curricular activity at the school to discuss plans. Based on my school experiences to date, I am currently crossing every bone in my body that, for just one hour of the day, I can manage to present myself as a mature, responsible and capable human being. If you have a spare couple of fingers to cross, I'd much appreciate it. 

Hasta luego!

X

Sunday, 25 November 2012

Sunday again?!

Well I never, every time I turn around it's Sunday again! Time is bloody flying. Aside from an all day street party, a world-renowned film festival, a trip to Avilés and my seemingly relentless ability to cause awkward situations in the classroom, it's been a relatively quiet week and a half.

The street party type thing (known as an 'espicha' in Spain which I can only assume roughly translates as 'flipping massive booze up') took place last Friday. It was organised by the Chemistry faculty (again, what is it with the party animal scientists in Spain?!) and was held in the car park of the football stadium in Oviedo. We jumped on a bus in the early afternoon and arrived in Oviedo about an hour later. Beers in hand, we made our way towards the football stadium, following the streams of people heading in the same direction and the sound of booming music coming from somewhere just around the corner. Everybody was laden with plastic bags full of cartons of sangria, bottles of cider and massive plastic containers filled with calimocho - the coke and red wine mix. The real professionals even had bags of ice and plastic cups to boot. When we rounded the corner, we were greeted by the sight of hoards of people all stood around in groups drinking and dancing to the thumping beat. We found a spot, made a base camp of coats and bags and proceeded to get stuck in. It was great fun and we met more than a few hilarious characters. At one stage, many calimochos later, we were talking to a particularly sozzled guy who cut the conversation short because he realised he was going to be late for his exam. An exam that he had to pass to avoid being kicked out of university. He slurred a drunken farewell and we high-fived him for good luck and off he trotted. Classic Spain. Many hours of dancing, wandering, socialising, cider-drinking and attempted Spanish-speaking later, we got on the bus back home. It was a good day. 

We've also been getting our culture on at the Gijón film festival. The festival was running all week, with various venues across the city and countless films on offer all for the low low price of 3.50 a go. Sadly we weren't able to immerse ourselves in the world of independent film quite as much as I would have liked due to clashing timetables and inconvenient bus schedules but we did what we could. On Tuesday we saw a program of short films with offerings from every corner of the globe. They were all pretty fantastic and we left the cinema with a lot to talk about and mull over, feeling decidedly cultivated. Then on Thursday, we went to see the second round of shorts but the experience was slightly different. The running theme seemed to be cliff-hangers and ambiguity, which aren't things I cope with very well because my imagination goes flippin' mad. Then there was this: http://vimeo.com/19175852 to which I can't add much further comment. As we left the cinema we saw one of the directors stood wearing a beret and thick-rimmed glasses and a leather satchel leaning against a wall (and not doing anything at all to dispel the 'arty person' stereotype). It was an opportunity I couldn't resist. I led in with a "Hi...! um... your film... was... I mean, like, it was... um... like, we were just wondering about... I mean, what was the message... overall... do you think? Umm... yeah"  Star of the stage in the making? I think not. But we managed to recover from my shambles of an intro and ended up having a good little chat with him. After a quick wine break, we returned to the cinema to watch a feature length French animated musical called 'Lea magasin des suicides' about a little town so overwhelmed by depression that the most lucrative business is a shop offering different methods of suicide - satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. Despite the morbid premise, it was highly entertaining. We rounded off our film festival experience with a final program of shorts on Friday night, this time all Spanish-made. I learnt a few things, but mainly that Westerns is not a strong genre for the Spanish. Not strong at all.

School's been just fine. I've had a few awkward moments (though none even coming close to Rosie And Jim Gate, you'll be disappointed to hear). In an English lesson with the 4th year class I ended up adamantly insisting that, as a matter of fact, we certainly do refer to the weather as being 'soft'. This came about after a particularly nervous girl was berated rather severely and at length in front of the entire class for using 'soft' instead of 'mild' in her little speech about different climates. Suddenly I was inundated with flashbacks of feeling totally humiliated at school thanks to certain teachers and their intense love of the sound of their own voices. Before I knew it I was arguing a strong case for the flexibility of weather-related adjectives. The teacher gave me a strange glare and looked set to argue but eventually moved on, leaving the girl in peace. Clearly this isn't something I plan to make a habit of and in the long term it's probably not ideal that an entire class of Spanish students may now journey to London and comment on the 'softness' of the weather. But small victories are few and far between in the constant battle of the classroom.

The week was nicely rounded off by a night of mad dancing to Motown mash-ups and 80's power ballads in the basement of an Amsterdam inspired bar. And then the next day Jean and I treated ourselves to a four course lunch of typical Asturian cuisine before heading off on a trip to nearby Avilés to have a little wander round and visit Tom, a fellow Durham student who lives there. People in Gijón don't tend to speak very highly of Avilés for some reason but I think it's got quite a lot of charm. There's a lovely range of architecture and all the cafes and bars are very stylish and unique. Here's a little gem we found on a wall:


'In this house you will be able to eat, drink and enjoy yourself until your body and soul can take no more'

It's been a darned good week. And it's Monday again tomorrow. So here's to another week like the last!

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